This is my collection of weird, confusing, meta, and sometimes funny writing. There's a lot of bits and gimmicks going on.

Cast of characters

I have many writers besides myself featured.

Trystain Thistledown is a PC Pickle game reviewer, artist, and fanfiction writer. His hero is his grandfather, the famous fantasy author Thurston Thistledown III.

Henry Motzfluffle is a senior PC Pickle columnist who predominantly answers reader submitted queries. He's certified in every coding language known to man and loves Final Fantasy VII.

Mr. X is an archivist for the Fooey Files. He is anonymous for his own protection.

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Weird fanfiction and short stories

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